Welcome to Mike Lucas’ website of nonsense and silliness with a serious bit thrown in every now and again to stop you dying from laughter.
You didn’t know you could do that, did you? Well, you can. My Great Uncle did. He laughed so hard that he choked on his mint and stepped backwards off a cliff into the gaping jaws of a hungry crocodile.
So take any sweets out of your mouth and step away from any sudden drops.
You can use this site to take a look at the brilliant books that Mike has written by clicking on the covers below.
Mike’s new book, Things and Other Stuff, will be available from January 2012
You can use this site to read some of the 99 funny rhymes that are in each of his poetry collections.
You can even send Mike some of your own poems so that he can put them on the website. But don’t forget to put your name and age and favourite food in the message.
And finally you can stand on your head in front of the computer screen with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears and watch the whole thing turn upside down and then disappear...as if by magic.
It’s up to you... just watch out for that crocodile. |